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October 18, 6007

Woo! Another Update! After this next post, I shall erase that next post down there, as not to Annoy the Administrator AKA Miles. Well, anyways, I found this really spiffy image:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:LANxOVCfEFoe_M:http://www.starcraft.org/dl/33412

October 13, 2007

Well, it was almost Friday the 13th yesterday. Darn it, too bad. Anyways, I decided to be a swarm of Zerglings for Halloween. I think I'll make a picture of myself in that costume some other day, but nothing much has been happening lately. We haven't raided any terran bases..or anything fun like that. *Yawn*


October 4, 6007
Stomper and Romper beat me and Ulfius at Zergling Ball today.
Of course you Terrans don't know what that is, so
I'll explain it to you.

Eh, I think a link would be better.

Ahem, so I lost, I was kinda scared of the claws.
yeah, it was the claws that got me,
I mean, it was facing downwards RIGHT
at my eyes. Now who wouldn't be insane enough to do that?
Not me anyhow, but Romper had his eyes cut out by the
tail, and Romper...nothing happened to him.

Enough of that, what I really wanted to tell you
guys is that I don't know what I should be for
Helloween. Should I be a Kerrigan? Or should I be
a zombie overmind? Well, I decided to be a
Terran Scientist, they scare us the most, hell
they've even tried to force us to reproduce,
which we can't. (sucks) Oh and one more
thing, I'd like to congratulate Hunter Killer for
getting 255 kills. Great job.

October 03, 6007

Ah, my first ever entry in my Weblog entry. Very nice, although I
can't really type with my big feet, so I'll just make my buddy
Hunter Killer do it. Yes, he is typing, so I'm trying not to
aggravate fdka;jjajeaj;difj;dsa. Sorry about that, I think that
Hunter Killer got mad at me, so I had to ask Kerrigan
to type it for me. Well, here she is typing...lalalala...typing
Damn it! she left too, looks like I'll have to type it myself,
with my big tusks...ah crap this will take a while.


So today I was out hunting some 'rines and stuff. You know
how I can stab them with my tusks once and they die? Well
I encountered Jimmy Raynor and I got a boo boo on my
right leg. Those damn spikes! I had to go back to base
so I could be nourished by the creep. Thing is, they followed
me. Then all of a sudden laser bursts started pounding on
my ass from no where. So I jumped up as high as I could
and smashed it from the air. Finally, I turned the corner and
found an Overlord. I tried to climb up it's nasty tentacles,
but all I did was keep cutting them off, oops, we hadn't
researched the load upgrade yet. So you know what
I had to do? I had to ride on top of that Overlord's back.
You know how I'm afraid of heights and stuff? Well, i
think I pissed on myself and that overlord got angry, so
he threw me off. Good thing I landed on a soft, comfy drone.

Finally, I was back at base. So I began healing back. Then all of
a sudden that ******* Jim Raynor came to our base and
started attacking it. I tried to kill him, but his damn siege tanks
kept pounding on me and I finally died. Good thing I was
reincarnated by one of them handy old Cerebrates.

Whew, that's enough typing for me. I think I"ll go and play
Zergling Ball with some other Ultralisks. It's not that easy
being the meanest and the baddest you know.

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Da end! I will be making an actual banner and navigation buttons and stuff. yeah.

Poor comfy Drone, LOLZ!

Drones don't even have brains, I feel bad for the overlord he peed on.... I wonder if ultralisk pee burns?

I'm glad you guys like it. ^^

More lit. coming soon. Handbooks, FAQS, you name it.

[quote="Xyber"]I had always wondered what the Zerg would say if they fell under the web blogging take over...


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October 4, 6007
Stomper and Romper beat me and Ulfius at Zergling Ball today.
Of course you Terrans don't know what that is, so
I'll explain it to you.

Eh, I think a link would be better.

Ahem, so I lost, I was kinda scared of the claws.
yeah, it was the claws that got me,
I mean, it was facing downwards RIGHT
at my eyes. Now who wouldn't be insane enough to do that?
Not me anyhow, but Romper had his eyes cut out by the
tail, and Romper...nothing happened to him.

Enough of that, what I really wanted to tell you
guys is that I don't know what I should be for
Helloween. Should I be a Kerrigan? Or should I be
a zombie overmind? Well, I decided to be a
Terran Scientist, they scare us the most, hell
they've even tried to force us to reproduce,
which we can't. (sucks) Oh and one more
thing, I'd like to congratulate Hunter Killer for
getting 255 kills. Great job.

October 03, 6007

Ah, my first ever entry in my Weblog entry. Very nice, although I
can't really type with my big feet, so I'll just make my buddy
Hunter Killer do it. Yes, he is typing, so I'm trying not to
aggravate fdka;jjajeaj;difj;dsa. Sorry about that, I think that
Hunter Killer got mad at me, so I had to ask Kerrigan
to type it for me. Well, here she is typing...lalalala...typing
Damn it! she left too, looks like I'll have to type it myself,
with my big tusks...ah crap this will take a while.


So today I was out hunting some 'rines and stuff. You know
how I can stab them with my tusks once and they die? Well
I encountered Jimmy Raynor and I got a boo boo on my
right leg. Those damn spikes! I had to go back to base
so I could be nourished by the creep. Thing is, they followed
me. Then all of a sudden laser bursts started pounding on
my ass from no where. So I jumped up as high as I could
and smashed it from the air. Finally, I turned the corner and
found an Overlord. I tried to climb up it's nasty tentacles,
but all I did was keep cutting them off, oops, we hadn't
researched the load upgrade yet. So you know what
I had to do? I had to ride on top of that Overlord's back.
You know how I'm afraid of heights and stuff? Well, i
think I pissed on myself and that overlord got angry, so
he threw me off. Good thing I landed on a soft, comfy drone.

Finally, I was back at base. So I began healing back. Then all of
a sudden that ******* Jim Raynor came to our base and
started attacking it. I tried to kill him, but his damn siege tanks
kept pounding on me and I finally died. Good thing I was
reincarnated by one of them handy old Cerebrates.

Whew, that's enough typing for me. I think I"ll go and play
Zergling Ball with some other Ultralisks. It's not that easy
being the meanest and the baddest you know.

________________________________________________
copyright (c) 6007 Torrasque's Blog

Da end! I will be making an actual banner and navigation buttons and stuff. yeah.

@lom: All you BBCode does not work -- try going to your Control Panel and choose "Yes" for "Always allow BBCode".

@Miles: Can you make the "Always allow BBCode" option permanently "Yes" for all?

:lol: ... soft, comfy drone... XD :lol:

I hope you'll go on writing it.

I do update it once in a while, except I only edit the post as not to annoy Miles.

* Me thinks Zerg Drones are made of sponges and cotton. *

why do i feel that this blog is like spam O___O... .... esp with the zergling ball O___O.. but hahah at the soft drone. GG.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Phew, how long hast it been since I updated this weblog? Sorry for the long delay, loyal blog-readers. Well, you see it was like this. I heard a rumor that "Thanksgiving" was the holiday in which humans gave thanks to everyone. I thought "everyone" included all alien and human races, so I decided to attend General Duke's party. I was greeted with a friendly show of fireworks fireworks displays and much cheering. I tried to shake Duke's hand, but instead I kind of crushed his head. Well, I was treated to a soothing napalm and arclite bath, and in fact I enjoyed it. Until the scientists came. They tied my feet up and shot me with high-powered precision darts. I woke up 2 days later with a massive headache and blinding lights in my eyes. They extracted my chitinous plating and exposed my "smooth" skin. Then came the spines.

XD ... O_O ... Someone save our hero!!! :cry:

yet another fan fic master piece by Xyber. I love them.